10 Random Poker Quotes

(after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
Never educate a stupid poker player.
You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
in the poker game of life women are the rake
In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts