10 Random Poker Quotes

• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion