10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow