10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'