10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger