10 Random Poker Quotes

• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson