10 Random Poker Quotes

• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.