10 Random Poker Quotes

• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A