10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek