10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• It's Free To Fold...
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."