10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth