10 Random Poker Quotes

• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.