10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright