10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway