10 Random Poker Quotes

• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!