10 Random Poker Quotes

• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed