10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT