10 Random Poker Quotes

• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson