10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die