10 Random Poker Quotes

• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!