10 Random Poker Quotes

• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders