10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes