10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.