10 Random Poker Quotes

• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• It's Free To Fold...
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Welcome to kicker school
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'