10 Random Poker Quotes

• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.