10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.