10 Random Poker Quotes

• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion