10 Random Poker Quotes

• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."