10 Random Poker Quotes

• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi