10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury