10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson