10 Random Poker Quotes

• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm