10 Random Poker Quotes

• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."