10 Random Poker Quotes

I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
"No river, no fish."
they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
"I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)