10 Random Poker Quotes

• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez