10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.