10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.