10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Fold and live to fold again
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT