10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine