10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "No river, no fish."
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike