10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "No river, no fish."
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz