10 Random Poker Quotes

• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT