10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz