10 Random Poker Quotes

• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.