10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Poker is for loners.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.