10 Random Poker Quotes

• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.