10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson