10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT