10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon