10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword